Fuel Scarcity: Marketers Agree To Call Of Strike

Hope that Nigeria’s fuel crisis, which virtually shut down the entire economy, may soon be over, beckoned Monday after the Federal Government and oil marketers agreed to work towards the immediate restoration of normal supply of fuel throughout the country.

LMAO!! Boyfriends Get In Here! See An Application Form From A Father

Hahahaha. So a girl said she got home from visiting her boyfriend, and got handed his application form from her father, to give her boyfriend. Lol continue to see the other part of the form

[Photos] See Young Barack Obama When He Visited His Fatherland In Africa

 1987 Barack Obama at the age of 26 visited his father’s homeland for the first time. He met his brothers, sisters and grandmother and later he said, the visit was to transform his life. The images below come from that trip to connect with his African roots. What a transformation from an unknown young African man to the leader of the free world. See more photos after the cut

Oh No! Johnny Depp May Face Up To Ten Years In Jail For A Ridiculous Reason

Not my Johnny Depp o! It can't happen. Because he took his dogs to Australia, now they are talking plenty. 
Don't worry Johnny, if you are disturbed too much, come to Nigeria. I'll personally hide you from them. *wink* 

If the threat of their imminent deaths wasn’t enough for Johnny Depp to have his two Yorkshire Terriers flown first class out of Australia, the actor could now face a lengthy jail sentence for illegally bringing the animals into the country.

Cross River State Spent N2bn On Scholarships In Eight Years

The Cross River State Government on Monday disclosed that it had spent about N2bn on local and international scholarship programmes for indigenous graduates in the last eight years of Governor Liyel Imoke-led administration.

The state Commissioner for Education, Prof. Offiong Offiong, who said this during an end-of-tenure ministerial press briefing in Calabar, however, regretted that most of the beneficiaries, especially those on international programmes, did not return to serve the government that sent them abroad.

Actor Hugh Grants Girlfriend Leaves Home Without Panties

She left home without panties, wearing a short skirt with skinny legs. And she thought oo am covered up? Well paparazzi just showed her what she left out. MTO reports this..
Hugh Grant and longtime partner, Anna Eberstein, attends the 2015 Roland Garros French Tennis Open in Paris. 

Amazing! This Girl Turned Her $80 Prom Shoe Into A $5,000 Beyonce Shoe

Amazing talent. A girl turns a shoe she got for $80, into an amazing $5,000 super star shoe. See what she turned the shoe above to after the cut.

Fun Photos: Hilarious Drunken Photos

These are some crazily hilarious photos people took while they were drunk. See more after the cut and be happy

See This Touching Photo From The Memorial Weekend

This is so painful. The after effect of war is hurting. Everything in this photo is making me tear up!!

Kim Jong UN's Brother Goes Missing After Attending Concert In London

34 year old Kim Jong-chol, older brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, has gone missing after attending a pair of Eric Clapton concerts in London last week.

Jong-chol, the middle son of former North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, attended Clapton’s concerts at London’s Royal Albert Hall on Wednesday and Thursday according to reports.

Jonathan Is Handing Over The Nation In Crisis- APC

Against the background of the pervasive fuel crisis, strike calls, mounting government debts, power outages and other problems, the All Progressives Congress, APC, yesterday, accused President Goodluck Jonathan of deliberately sabotaging the incoming APC-led government.

President Jonathan, on his part, counted peace and stability as positive isues he would hand over even as he confessed that the incoming government would need prayers to overcome the problems it would inherit. President Jonathan spoke at the presidential inauguration church service in Abuja, which was also attended by the Vice President-elect, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.

#Fuelscarcity Funke Akindele Dumps Her Car For Her Bicycle

Haha. Abi o. No time. She later dumped the bicycle for a bike that takes just one liter of fuel. Lol see it after the cut

BEWARE: If You Receive This Message It Is A Scam

This is a scam message that is going round. I don't know if people are falling for it, but its best to be informed about it. You can google the address, it has been listed as a fake job consulting company. 

Capital Oil Set To Release 13million Litres Of Fuel Today And The Queue Is Terrifying

Ifeanyi ubah' capital oil and gas said they will release 13million litres of fuel today 

Read the statement below...

On Saturday 16th May 2015, we received an SMS ordering the suspension of loading activities in all depots from Monday 18th May 2015. We later realized that this directive was as a result of unpaid funds owed to transporters by oil marketers who in turn are owed by the Federal Government.  See the queue that emerged this morning after the announcement. 

Etisalat, Aero Contractors And GTBank Are Halting Their Services Due To Fuel Scarcity

This fuel scarcity is a serious problem. We have never had it this bad before. Etisalat, aero contractors and GTBank, have released statements, that they would be halting their services due to this problem. See statements after the cut

MTN Is Shutting Down Due To Fuel Scarcity

This is serious o! My sister has just got a notification text from them. 
Nigeria’s leading mobile operator MTN, has stated that it may shut down its services within the next 24 hours due to the unavailability of diesel to power its power base stations.

Buhari Turns Down Exotic Cars Made Available As He Arrives London

Sai baba!!

The president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, who is presently in London on a private trip, reportedly turned down a Rolls Royce made available for him by the Nigerian High Commission in the UK.

The Nation reports that officials of the Nigerian High Commission were shocked by Buhari’s action when on landing at Heathrow Airport he declined to make use of the Rolls Royce and other facilities provided for him.

Future Threatens Ciara's New Boyfriend Publicly

 MTO is reporting that future isn't cool with the way his babamama's, Ciara's new boyfriend, Russell is with his son. After pics surfaced of Russell carrying his child with Ciara. 

Yesterday MediaTakeOut.com showed you pics of Russell Wilson carrying Future's son . . . with Ciara. Well Future ain't too impressed . . . he sent some INSTAGRAM THREATS towards Russell. The comment was posted on Facebook EARLY THIS MORNING - then quickly DELETED.

Robert De Niro Tell Graduates 'You're F***end up'

Brutal honesty is not what most new graduates want to hear, but Robert De Niro didn't hold back when he told the class of 2015 at New York University they were “f****d”.

The Oscar-winning actor was giving the commencement speech at the Tisch School of the Arts, a major centre for the performing and media arts at NYU.

Check out The Nigerian Dream!!

Hehehe. No be small thing! History has been made! The one collective Nigerian dream has emerged. Lol

Didier Drogba Will Leave Chelsea After This Season

The 37-year-old insists he will play on for at least one more season but has confirmed that it will not be at Stamford Bridge, where he has now won four Premier League titles

Didier Drogba has announced Sunday's clash with Sunderland will be his last as a Chelsea player as he will leave the club at the end of the season.

This Man Has Climbed On A Tree And Won't Come Down Till Buhari Is Sworn In

This man plans on staying on a tree till Buhari is sworn in? Wow! This Buhari's win has revealed the amount of foolish individuals we have in this country! First trekkers now tree-man! Amazing! Am waiting for more to follow suite.. Mtchew
Another pic of the man after the cut

Okonjo-iweala Refuts Claims That Nigeria Has Incurred $60bn Debt

I just like when this woman talks all this her calculations. Lol. Its always amusing. Haha. 

Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has refuted claims by VP-elect Yemi Osinbajo that the outgoing administration owes $60billion in local and foreign debts.

Speaking with finance correspondents, Okonjo-Iweala said that the nation’s current debt stock stands at $63.7 billion and it encompasses domestic and multilateral loans by all the federal and state governments since 1960. She said various states of the federation accounted for 20% of the nation’s total debt stock.

Press Release From NDLEA On Kashamu's House Arrest

NDLEA has released a statement on the situation of Kashamu's house arrest. 

The press statement ...

Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) on May 23rd, 2015 placed Senator-elect Buruji Kashamu from Ogun State under house arrest. This is sequel to a formal request for extradition received from the Embassy of the United States of America pending his arraignment before the Federal High Court on Monday, May 25th.

[Photo] This Wife Hates Her Husband

This woman is harsh o! If this was your brother what advice would you give him? Lol. See anger feeding. Hahahaha

[Photos] Kim K Shares Photos Of Her Trip To Versailles With Kanye West

Kim Kardashian-west shared this cute photos of when she and her husband visited Versailles last year. And a rare thing happened. Find out after the cut

65 Year Old German Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets

This is not a miracle! It is pure science. Lol. 
German woman Annegret Raunigk who already had 13 children has become the oldest woman alive to give birth to quadruplets. She has 13 children aged 9 to 44 by 5 different fathers and 7 grandkids.

Christina Milian Caught Photoshopping Her Photos!

Was it necessary? She was busted for photoshopping her butt yesterday. I won't be surprised if she gets butt shots. After all during an episode on her reality show, she wore butt silicon's to a red carpet event. So we are waiting. 

Crystal Meth Addict Gouged Out His Eyes And Ate Them

Don't do drug! Don't do drugs! They won't hear. See now. When he is sober will he believe that he ate his eyes while high?

An Australian MP shocked hundreds gathered at an anti-drugs summit by describing an incident where a young man gouged his own eyes out and ate them while high on methamphetamines.

Buruji Kashamu Threatens To Kill Himself If NDLEA Officers Enter His House

Emm, (in jenifa's voice) waits a minute! Buruji kashamu say he will kill himself if NDLEA enters his house? What is that going to achieve? Shebi they will enter and carry the dead body? Lol. That's if what Sahara reporters are saying is true. Their statement after the cut

Do You Want To Kill Her With The Food?

Jesus christ! I know this is a very common practice in Nigeria to be precise, where mothers have to force feed their babies to eat. To be honest this isn't the worst method I have seen. But according to my mom, kids that have to be forced like this, are not being fed what they want to eat. And that's the truth. Most mothers just give what is available and force it into the child who eats it in agony. 

I won't blame the moms anyways, the standard of living in Nigeria, for the majority, doesn't give you a choice to choose your food. And babies have to learn early. Lol. 

Chris Brown's Baby Mama Claims He Doesn't Spend A Dime On Royalty

Nia, breezy's baby mama said in a leaked chat that the rapper doesn't pay child support or spend anything on his daughter Royalty. See the chat after the cut

OH No! Bobbi Kristina Will Be Removed From Life Support Today And Allowed To Join Her Mother

So sad! A mother and daughter going out the same way! This child must have had a very banged up childhood, to end up like this. I feel so sorry for her. Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston's daughter, who has been on life support for some months now is set to be removed and let go today. 

Warren Buffet Thinks The Poor Should Stop Blaming The Rich For Income Inequality

People need to stop blaming the rich for income inequality in America according to the third richest man in the world, Warren Buffett

In an opinion piece written for the Wall Street Journal Mr Buffett, who is estimated to be worth $71.3bn by Forbes magazine, claims that the depressing fact is that “the poor are most definitely not poor because the rich are rich”.

NDLEA Officials Surround Senator-Elect Kashamu's Residence For His Arrest And Extradition

Earlier today reports revealed that, senator-elect, kashamu's residence was surrounded by NDLEA officials. A guy tweeted the photo above of the officials at his home.
The officials stormed his home to effect his arrest and extradition to the US on alleged drug charges. The senator-elect and top PDP chieftain has been surrounded by controversies of an alleged drug charge. And he is said to be a wanted man in the US. 
His aide has now realeased a statement on the situation. 

'I Supported My Son To Marry A Foreigner, Because Nigerian Women Want Property'- Oshiomole's Mother

Adams Oshiomole's mother, Hajia Aishetu Oshiomole, who attended her sons wedding, says she encouraged him to marry a foreigner so that his relationship with his children will not be destroyed. She also says that Nigerian women only seek property. Her statement.. 

"I supported him to marry a foreigner so that the relationship between my son and his children will remain cordial. Our Nigerian women will go and destroy the family just because they want property. That was the main reason I supported him to marry a foreigner when he told me about it. So I am happy about it. Besides, the new wife is a very good woman" she said. 

14 Year Old Sentenced To 40 Years In Prison For Drowning Baby

Why didn't she get drowned too? Just kidding! 

A 14-year-old Dallas girl who drowned a 2 month old baby out of jealousy was sentenced by a juvenile court judge on Friday to 40 years in custody, the maximum punishment available, after admitting to drowning the infant in January, court officials said.

Obama Is Stunned As This Lil Girl Throws A Tantrum In Front Of Him

This lil girl's name is Claudia Moser. And she threw a tantrum at the white house red room, in front of President Obama, her mother Laura Moser, and first lady Michelle Obama. Tantrum meaning she was vexing about something. Lol. Social Media is buzzing with this. Can you caption what Obama must have said in the picture? My guess, 'what did I say wrong? Women all the same no matter the age!' Lol. 

In The Spirit Of Fuel Scarcity Even Basket Mouth Is Hanging

Hahahaha. This is what fuel scarcity has turned all of us in Nigeria to. FG abeg na! 

Hehehe How Will This Fight End?

Hahahaha. Who will be left standing? And in what form? Lol. Headless or eggplantless?

Ben Murray-bruce Says He Drives An Electric Car And Feels For People In Nigeria

Senator-elect, if you're out of the country, come back here and help us straighten out the situation. Don't stand far and send us feelings. 

[Photos] The Largest Hotel In The World Abraj Kudai Will Be Opened In 2017

 The middle Easterns don't joke when they want to build. And their hotels are magnificent!!. This is the largest hotel in the world, Abraj Kudai, under construction for $3.5bn, to be opened in Mecca in 2017. See more photos after the cut.

What? FG Says Power Outage Will Get Worse

It will get worse than it already is? This is crazy o! 
The federal government is saying that if the strike action by the Senior and Junior staff unions of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation persist by may 23rd, the blackouts will get worse. At a press briefing in Abuja yesterday, the Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Power, Ambassador Godknows Igali said prior to the strike action, Nigeria was comfortably producing 4,800MW but this has dropped to 1,327MW due to unavailability of gas. 

Scott Disick Has Slept With Three Of The Kardashian/Jenner Sisters?

Haha. I know the Kardashians are not the regular kind of family. They pull some kind of stunts and all, but this? I don't think so. News got out that Scott, Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, has slept with khloe, and now in touch is saying he has slept with Kylie too. 

"Khloe and Scott did sleep together, several years ago," says a source close to Khloe. But it gets much, much worse. "Scott says over New Years, he also slept with Kourtney's younger sister Kylie.'' They say. Lol. 

Well that's not the only funny gist on this cover, peep what they said about Beyonce, in the top right corner. Lol. 

[Photos] Check Out Your Favourite Celebs Without Makeup

 Ever wondered what some of our celebs look like without make up? Wonder no more. Here are a few photos of some famous celebs. Beyonce, Kim k, mila kunis and others after the cut..

Adults Only Charity Fundraiser Held In A Park Goes Wild

This is embarrassing. I don't think the organizers stressed the real purpose of the event. The adults saw 'adults only' and assumed it had to do with getting naked. Who blames them? Lol. 

A charity event held last Saturday at a New Jersey amusement park was shut down early as the adults-only event got a little raunchy.

OMG!! Toke Makinwa You Did Not!!

She did not! That's new anyways! Lol.
O by the way, have you had barbing cube before? Check it out after the cut.