Man Cuts Off His Manhood After His Wife Divorces Him

O This is so funnily not funny.
A 41 year old Chinese man identified as Chang, has reportedly cut his manhood into several pieces because his wife divorced him and took their child.
Na wah o!
After the divorce, he went binge drinking and got so intoxicated he tried to commit suicide by chopping his 'piñana' into pieces and throwing it into a river.



He was discovered by people who saw him bleeding profusely and rushed him to the hospital.
Doctors stopped the bleeding and saved his life but his pinana was lost in the river.
Chang said after his wife got a job at a bar, they argued a lot and fought and she was always complaining about not having enough money.
Eyah Chang, sorry o. But even if she was to change her mind and come back, I doubt if she would now that some part of ya is missing. *coughs*